If you think your English is bad…

…take heart!
Listen to this. It cracked me up. I had tears rolling down my face as it began and by the end I was in stitches. What a laugh!!!

IMPORTANT INFORMATION

Anyone interested in applying for a Foreign Language Study Grant see the following sites.
IVAJ GRANTS (becas)
General information – IVAJ (FORMACIÓN)
Specific information and application forms -
 - 1. cursos de idiomas destinados a jóvenes trabajadores. TODAVIA NO SE HA PUBLICADO LA CONVOCATORIA DE ESTE AÑO
 - 2.  Eurocursos 2009 (Cursos de idiomas en países de la Unión Europea [...]

Reading test…

For those of you who have been unable to come to the
 reading test.
You may submit an article of 250-350 words recommending
the book you have read. Make it suitable for the “EOI’s
 Cultural Blog”. (Upload to our Yahoo! group page.)
This work will NOT count towards your continuous
assessment but I WILL accept it as proof [...]

Naughty Again

The Big Issue Man – Graham Walker

Writings from Graham Walker, Big Issue seller and weekly columnist in The Big Issue South West. (IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT “BIG ISSUE” IS, CLICK ON THE LOGO BELOW.)
This is an excerpt from Graham’s Blog. 
Notice the two sections in red.
In relation to our recent work on humour and PC [...]

CHRISTMAS DAY INVITATION TO ALL SWIMMERS!!

AN   INVITATION to…
 

The “Peter Pan Cup” Christmas Morning Swim
Whilst all across London, children are eagerly waiting to unwrap their presents, the members of the “Serpentine Swimming Club” who have met in London’s Hyde Park, winter and summer since 1864 are preparing, some decked out in Santa hats, to swim their traditional 100 yards annual Christmas [...]

HOW TO DIVIDE WORDS AT THE END OF A LINE

Dividing a Word When Writing or Typing
Sometimes it is necessary to divide a word at the end of the line because there is not enough space for the completion of the word. These days many computer programs automatically take care of this problem for you. However, if you are using a typewriter or handwriting on [...]

QCQ SPECIAL – Number 14

In honour of our QCQ fan’s wife.
Your hubby looks great in a kilt. But where EXACTLY was the photo taken?
P.S. I hope you don’t mind the joke!!

 

Brainteaser

Have a go at this!

QCQ 13

Sorry to keep you addicts waiting! Suggestion to Santiago: your wife will ADORE this place!!!

Yappr!!!

Have a look at this great webpage, recommended to us by Santiago. Watch, listen and read transcripts in English and Spanish. Get in touch and chat with other learners around the world. FREE !!!!
GREAT! (See also “TOP-NOTCH” LINKS in right hand column.)