DO YOU GET IT? Number 11

A man walks into a bar with a pork pie on his head. The barman asks, “Why are you wearing a pork pie on your head?”

The man replies, “It’s a family tradition. We always wear pork pies on our heads on Tuesday.”

The barman remarks, “But it’s Wednesday.”
Sheepishly, the man says, “Man, I must look like a real fool.”

Please leave a comment explaining why the joke is funny.

DO YOU GET IT? Number 7

HERE’S ANOTHER LIGHTBULB JOKE FOR YOU TO EXPLAIN!

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

DO YOU GET IT? – Number 6

Antonio solved Number 5 so quickly that I have the next joke ready.

This time you have to give me the “punchline” (= the answer)

QUESTION:What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

ANSWER: ????

LEAVE A COMMENT

DO YOU GET IT? Number 5

HERE’S THE NEXT JOKE. DON’T FORGET TO LEAVE A MESSAGE TO EXPLAIN THE JOKE! GOOD LUCK!

Teacher: Tom, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?

Tom: What do you think it is, Ms Smith?

Teacher: I don’t think, I know.

Tom: I don’t think I know either, Ms Smith!

DO YOU GET IT? Number 4

Last week nobody even tried to answer the joke, so this week here’s one you have to explain. You may have to look up some vocabulary.

 

 HERE GOES THE JOKE:

A woman is on trial for shoplifting. She is sitting in the courtroom next to her husband.
The judge says to her, “I’m going to have to make an example of you, what did you steal?”
She says, “I stole a can of peaches.”
The judge asks, “How many peaches were there in the can?”
“Five,” she answers.
The judge says, “I’m going to give you five years.”
The woman starts to cry.
And suddenly her husband jumps up and says, “Your honour, last week she stole a can of peas!”